Sleeping Bagging
sleeping bagging, sometimes colloquially referred to as the reverse birth, is a proposed s-xual move involving two adult humans, one of which must be female, whereby the female’s v-g-n-l c-n-l and uterus are accessed in a manner -n-logous to entering a sleeping bag.
the technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient v-g-n-l elasticity might exist. this prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, sleeping bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. for these reasons, sleeping bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
sleeping bagging reminds me of tucking into a warm, safe place.
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