sleeping hoe
when a b-tch goes clubbing and is too tired to take off their makeup and club clothes before sleeping.
david: this grimmy -ss sleeping hoe has been sleeping all day on the couch with her f-cked up makeup and sk-nky club clothes since yesterday.
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