sleeping sneeker
a person who takes advantage of the fact someone has either fallen asleep or briefly p-ssed out. the sleeping sneeker will usually take advantage by doing something s-xual to the person without them knowing
chris is at a party, the girl next to him has p-ssed out due to to much alcohol, chris then takes advantage of the situation by sleeping his fingers down the girls pance and fingers her v-g-n-. he is then forever known as the sleeping sneeker
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