sleeping

something you never get enough of once you hit the age of 15.
fairly obvious person: wow, you like cr-p cheryl.
cheryl with the bags under her eyes: thanks. its because i never get enough sleep.
fairly obvious person: you should be sleeping now.
cheryl with the bags under her eyes: (she p-ssed out.)
a gateway drug to being awake.
what’s the point in sleeping? i’ll just be awake again tomorrow?
to m-st-rb-t- furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn’t come in.
get out grandma! i was sleeping.
those were sleeping noises grandma.
a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus
i was sleeping when i heard a large crash
1.) the second best thing to do in bed alone.
2.) maybe the first best thing to do if there was somebody else doing it with you
1.) yea…sleeping was fun
2.) oh yea…sleeping with carly tonight
when u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.
the man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.
not being able to catch on to new or up and coming trends; or not being able to recognize when something new is the bomb or great.
that new “papoose” mixtape is hot, but people keep sleeping on his music for some reason.