Sleepless Elite


sleepless elite: about 2% of the world’s population are considered “sleepless elite” which means a person is a night owl and early bird simultaneously.
sam meets emma for coffee at 9am: you look a little tired today, emma.
emma: i know, i was up late again.

sam: how do you function on such little sleep?

emma: eh, who knows! consider me the sleepless elite!

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