Sleeposaurus
when your roommate sleep walks in a drunken stupor, brakes your chess set, and eats all the food that’s not his.
#1-hey man, did you brake my chess set last night?
#2-no, i have no idea what happened to your chess set..
#1-hmm, okay, well did you eat my food last night?
#2-no, i have no idea what happened to your food..
#3-looks like sleeposaurus paid us a little visit last night.
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