sleepturbation
the important art of jacking off while sleeping
i was really tired, so i fell asleep. during my nap, my girlfriend walked in and i was sleepturbating. boy did i hear that the rest the evening.
sleepturbation ruins the fun of jacking off. waking up with c-m stains and no p-rn really f-cks up my parade.
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