Sleepy Jenkins
the act of creeping into a blacked out person’s bed with the intent of hooking up
aron: did you hear about jill?
melissa: no! what…?
aron: she got crunked and p-ssed out at eric’s party last sat-rday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!
melissa: ew!! what a creep! i hope he doesn’t try that sh-t at my parties…
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