Sleepy Karl
the guy who discourages you from waking up and being productive by enticing you to sleep with the most wonderful dreams.
originally discovered by the stand-up comedian, mike birbiglia.
sleepy karl: “why do you want to go out there and talk about computers when you can stay here and go skiing and your skis are french toast sticks?”
mike: “that’s a great idea! i’m oughta give you a 401k.”
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