sleepy pancakes


pancakes only sold at ihop (although there are a few home recipes) that cause extreme drowsiness and loss of short-term memory.

what gives sleepy pancakes this narcotic affect is thought to be a chemical agent called gamma-hydroxybutyric acid, or ghb (although some home recipes may use gamma butyrolactone, or gbl, as a subst-tute).
although this has never been proven, it is said that the best sleepy pancakes around contain a secret recipe, small doses of s-m-n, mixed into the syrup (to get the recipe just right, one must seek the supervision of their local fice-cakes).

sleepy pancakes originated in richardson, texas when two young men went to eat pancakes at ihop. they awoke several hours later with sore r-ct-ms and no knowledge of what had happened to them in the past few hours.

the use of sleepy pancakes as a new date-rape drug has quickly spread throughout the state of texas and all across the united states, and into parts of mexico. often enticed by the sweet aroma and satisfying taste, many people will pretend to be ignorant of sleepy pancakes and eat them knowing full well what awaits them in the hours to come. the hypnotic affect of sleepy pancakes is what makes them the most efficient and convenient tool used in date-rapes across america today.
“lets go get some sleepy pancakes”

“wanna come over to my place for some sleepy pancakes?”

“lets take her out for some sleepy pancakes”

“have u ever ate pancakes at ihop and all the sudden you feel really sleeply? (just go and ask for the “sleepy pancakes”)”

“next time i’m in town i’ll take you out for some sleepy pancakes”
pancakes only sold at ihop (although there are a few home recipes) that cause extreme drowsiness and loss of short-term memory.

what gives sleepy pancakes this narcotic affect is thought to be a chemical agent called gamma-hydroxybutyric acid, or ghb (although some home recipes may use gamma butyrolactone, or gbl, as a subst-tute).
although this has never been proven, it is said that the best sleepy pancakes around contain a secret recipe, small doses of s-m-n, mixed into the syrup (to get the recipe just right, one must seek the supervision of their local fice-cakes).

sleepy pancakes originated in richardson, texas when two young men went to eat pancakes at ihop. they awoke several hours later with sore r-ct-ms and no knowledge of what had happened to them in the past few hours.

the use of sleepy pancakes as a new date-rape drug has quickly spread throughout the state of texas and all across the united states, and into parts of mexico. often enticed by the sweet aroma and satisfying taste, many people will pretend to be ignorant of sleepy pancakes and eat them knowing full well what awaits them in the hours to come. the hypnotic affect of sleepy pancakes is what makes them the most efficient and convenient tool used in date-rapes across america today.
“lets go get some sleepy pancakes”

“wanna come over to my place for some sleepy pancakes?”

“lets take her out for some sleepy pancakes”

“have u ever ate pancakes at ihop and all the sudden you feel really sleeply? (just go and ask for the “sleepy pancakes”)”

“next time i’m in town i’ll take you out for some sleepy pancakes”
1. when one man j-zzes on another mans -ss and then eats it untill he gets sleepy.
2. eating j-zz off the -ss until one gets sleepy.
3. pancakes ordered with j-zz instead of syrup, usually resulting in extreme drowsiness, followed by h-m-s-xual urges
have u ever ate pancakes at ihop and all the sudden you feel really sleeply? (just go and ask for the “sleepy pancakes”).

sleepy pancakes at ihop go get you some !!

me and my man gave each other sleepy pancakes down in lubbock
pancakes smothered in so much c-m it causes extreme sleepiness, followed by h-m-s-xual urges and craving for d-ck. side effects also include intoxication and hallucination
like eating a lot of d-ck

he ate sleepy pancakes till he was out cold

“that fool was trippin’ on those sleepy pancakes”

“sir are you aware that your blood-sleepy pancakes level is over .08% ?”
all you want to do is sleep, but you can’t, you’re so tired that you feel flat, limp, and motionless like a pancake.
this insomnia is killing me, i’m such a sleepy pancake.
pancakes smothered in so much c-m it causes extreme sleepiness, followed by h-m-s-xual urges and craving for d-ck. side effects also include intoxication and hallucination
like eating a lot of d-ck

he ate sleepy pancakes till he was out cold

“that fool was trippin’ on those sleepy pancakes”

“sir are you aware that your blood-sleepy pancakes level is over .08% ?”

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