Sleepy Sailor


the act of lounging in public with no underwear and a half hard p-n-s, positioning your leg in a fashion to where your p-n-s is exposed in a way that seems accidental to the onlooker.
i was at the beach the other day and pulled a sleepy sailor and saw this chick staring at my chubby up my shorts!

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