Sleepy-time Wanksta (Wankster)
sleepy-time w-nkster
adjective/ˈslēpē/tīm/w-nksta
a person that attempts to appear or behave ”gangster”, by dressing in inappropriately over-sized clothing (or sleepwear) that resembles the bedclothes of children (sometimes achieved through the use of matching sets).
“hey yo eli! you seen dat “sleepy-time w-nksta (w-nkster)” over there buyin’ chicken and honey-nut cheerios?! high–ss fool need to buy a f-ckin’ belt!”
“what a cute lil’ sleepy-time w-nksta w-nkster! awww. he looks so comfortable! like, he could just curl up into a ball and fall asleep on the dmv floor!”
“the only thing that looks uncomfortable on that sleepy-time w-nkster is his hat. did he starch that f-cking thing, or did he buy it this morning??”
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