Sleepy Vagina


a serious condition occurring in women who, while wearing extremely tight shorts, find themselves in a sitting position for an extended period of time, causing their v-g-n- to nearly fall asleep.
on the way home, traffic was so bad that i developed an almost untreatable case of sleepy v-g-n-.
when a woman’s v-g-n- is saggy, puffy or abnormally red, swollen or has a baggy appearance. it is common in women who get pounded senseless often.
gee, fiona must have quite a sleepy v-g-n- after tonight, she hasn’t come home from mark’s place yet.

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