when you sleep and start kicking around and sometimes make weird noises. this is often because of your dream or nightmare. sleepzures and sleep walking are not the same thing because you need to stay in bed for it to be a sleepzure.
wow, did you see paul’s sleepzure last night? he accidently punched me in the jaw!

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