slex
to sleep and have s-x intermittently.
ugh, i’ve had such a hard week. i need a slex weekend.
somewhere between s-x and sleep
we had slex all night
having s-x in second life
you guys are so cute! are you having slex??
sloppy s-x with two hobos in a tree. while a bird is watching.
the bird is tweet-tweeting while you are boom-booming.
did you watch the slex in the park yesterday? so many birds were watching..
1. n. from the combination of sl-t, or sl-tty, and s-x. usually -ssociated with one night stands and easy women.
2. n. a half-anagram of sh-g, leave, s-x (sometimes pr-nounced shlex). this has also been attributed to sh-g, leave, ex where people go back to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend for a one night stand.
1. did you hear about bob last night? he had slex with that girl from london.
2. anything last night mate?
oh just the usual shlex.
tell me you didn’t go back to jane?
yeah, but it was only shlex.
s-x in a more sl-tty way than normal. this embodies s-x with p-rn stars, sl-tty girls, or kinky/ s&m s-x.
did you hear that tom had slex with lisa?
i would totally have slex with naomi.
sleepy s-x: non-effectual s-x.
agh…all i had from her last night was slex!.. man that b-tch was stoned outta her skull!
Read Also:
- Hot Asian Alert
when a non-asian male see’s a very attractive female asian in a public setting, he can then give the “hot asian alert” to his male companions. this usually consists of a “beew beew beew beew beew” type of noise, and the twirling of the pointer finger in the air. his friends will then know they […]
- hot dog flavoured water
s-m-n have you ever tasted “hot dog flavoured water” ?
- Hot fish yoghurt
the special paste requied for a pearl necklace. salty tonsil cream. man seed. a good accompaniment for a tuna taco. i spilled my hot fish yoghurt all over her face.
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris
a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris. instead of “how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?” how about how much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood? think about that.
- HQN
hqn is the acronym for “hit it, quit it, never claim you did it!” as in (h)it, (q)uit, (n)ever dude, i would totally hqn her!