slickfooting
a sport developed by workers at a small town cinema. it involves barefooted contestants running and sliding in a rain filled parking lot gully, and is scored mostly by distance and style. it has since been expanded to include divisions involving ice, gr-ss, mud, and various other friction-reducing substances; however, slickfooting refers mainly to the original parking lot contests.
slickfooting is considered an extreme sport, because the atheletes are almost always injured.
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