sligo kiss
a sligo kiss is an act of c-nn-l-ng-s that requires great force and gracelessness. usually performed more for the benefit of the giver than the receiver.
kurt: d’jah know how i love atin’ shnack box?
other kurt: aye
kurt: well jaysus, i went home with this young one last night and i ended up giving her some f-ckin’ sligo kiss.
other kurt: really?
kurt: oh yeah, i went through here like she was in the way. i nearly gave her a rosses point c-nt hook.
other kurt: f-ck.
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