slim ashley
miss slim thick, whose forgetful as she is nice.
a dominican with questionable ch-nk eyes but being in the same car and all the times we’ve nearly miss death makes me really wonder if she isn’t asian by even a bit (reminder ask how she is at math). low-key a video game nurd but doubtful if she puts up a fight in either super smash and mario kart. also known to humble brag bout how much d she gets in her dm. has said on occasion and in verbatim “i get the d in dm”.
lastly an avid collector of gogirl female urination device.
me: hey ashley is corn considered a vegetable right?
slim ashley: yeah i think so
me: so ugh hey ashley i hear you like vegetables *raises eyebrow*. what a coincidence cause i’m basically a vegetable in bed *raises other eyebrow*
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