slim pickens


when there is a lack of the opposite s-x around
“d-mn dawg it is slim pickens tonight, where are all of the hottiemonjaros, how am i a suppose to get a quality bl-wj-b if there are no females to deliver, d-mn it!”

“if this party is another one of your slim picken parties i’m going to stab you fosho”
means a small amount of anything. could refer to anything,
depending on the context in which it is used.
the annual company gifts were pretty slim pickens this year.

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