Slimey Cotton Janking
when a male takes his own or someone else’s feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to f-ck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. the feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the p-n-s. in some cultures it is acceptable for the sole partic-p-nt in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the sp-ce between the two pillows.
oh my god! that sh-t was the perfect consistency. i haven’t had a slimey cotton janking like that in ages!!
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