Slimy Butt
slimy b-tt is when you can definately feel some moisture collecting in the b-tt crack, more specifically concentrated around the -n-s. slimy b-tt is most often caused by a poor job of wiping the b-tt after a p–p. slimy b-tt often leads to itchy -n-s if not attended to.
johnny-boy: aaahhh man, i had such a bad case of slimy b-tt i had to go wipe myself clean.
todd: good work johnny-boy, do you feel any better?
johnny-boy: you bet! i can finally walk around without an odd sensation in my crack.
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