slimy salamander
when a male has intercourse with a female who is experiencing her menstrual cycle during a threesome then once the male -j-c-l-t-s in the female, the other non-menstruating female performs f-ll-t– for sanitation.
d-mn dude i just gave that chick a slimy salamander, sh-t was great.
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