Slingaling
an incorrigable manwh-r-, who can’t distinguish between cl-ssy bostonian b-tches and fake blonde sl-ts from sl-tville. the slingaling package typically comes with a chiseled bod, an irresistable charm and swagger, but a lack of honestly and morality in general. slingalings are also noted for their weekly blackout rates (typically 4 nights a week) and the consequential lack of memory, which prevents them from even ackowledging their own slingalingliness. while it is advised to keep a distance from these individuals, you must also keep in mind that a slingaling is just a self-conscious boy with many insecurites hidden behind a soccer boy facade.
“trina, who is that repulsive being leaning against that carrot-skinned barbie at the bar?”
“dutchess, that would be the slingaling himself!”
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