Slinky Dick


running in shorts with no underwear, which makes the dong bounce up and down like a slinky hence the name slinky d-ck
hey bry, look at that guy running you can see his slinky d-ck.
the dude at pex summer festival that had a slinky attached to his d-ck
“look at slinky d-ck over there!”
the act of your p-n-s retracting into your stomach, as a result of the force of nature along causing the p-n-s to shrivel up into a small p-n-s that resembles that of a slinky
sitting on the toilet this morning, i went to take a sh-t and then i realized i had a slinky d-ck

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