Slinky jerk
the act of masterbating without an erection.
or for girls;
the act of masterbating a guy who doesn’t have an erection.
“oh man, i did a slinky jerk today but stopped when i got a hard on. i have control”.
“dammit jacob, whats wrong with your p-n-s, i don’t want to slinky jerk, you’re on your own”.
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