slip-lane surfer


a driver who has no intention of putting their foot through the accelerator because they are in the slip-lane on the motorway.
manager: i can’t believe you are late for work again greg!

greg: you won’t believe it boss, i was stuck behind a total slip-lane surfer doing 50 when they should have been doing 100!

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