Slippery Dragon
the act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before -j-c-l-t–n resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. first made popular in the late 80’s many credit steven segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being female is grounds alone for slippery dragon). for maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slippery dragon is administered..
after months of tina refusing to swallow, john decided it was time to deploy the slippery dragon.
is when a girl gives a man a handjob while hes lying down and once he has c-m all over his d-ck the girl puts the d-ck in her -ss and shouts flaarrrbb!
sh-t dude, i gave stacy a slippery dragon so hard last night the neighbours heard her shout
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