slippery eel
a limp p-n-s that has been stroked to the point of -j-c-l-t–n causing the s-m-n to ooze out and become a lubricant for the final strokes of masturbation.
after he forgot to take his v–gr-, and his date went home disappointed, the old man rubbed his flaccid d-ck and settled for a slippery eel.
1. the act of having -n-l s-x while using wd-40 as a lubricant.
1. nigel just got finished giving clyde a slippery eel in the men’s bathroom in the high school.
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