slippery jesus


the action of c-nn-l-ng-s, where the tongue is moved in a criss-cross motion/ a movement during c-nn-l-ng-s where the tongue is used to mimic the cross of christ.
frat boy 1- “ah dude i scored with this hot chick last night!”

frat boy 2- “sweet man! did you giver the old slippery jesus?”

frat boy 1- “you know i did, bro!”

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