Slippery Marshmallow


a slippery marshmallow is when you accidentally drop the entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet while trying to wipe your -ss.
dude i just finished taking the biggest sh-t, and i pulled a slippery marshmallow and had to use one of your hand-towels.

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