Slippery Mexican
sneaking in from the back door and jumping into the front p-ssenger seat of a vehicle, while two or more individuals are fighting for shotty outside the vehicle.
d-mn! stan pulled a slippery mexican on us!
this term is used similarly as calling “shotgun” to sit in the front p-ssenger seat of a car. you can only call slippery mexican once another person has already called shotgun (before you) and has justly reserved a front seat… right as the person opens the front p-ssenger side door to sit down, quickly and discreetly “slip” past them from the side and into the seat, all the while calling “slippery mexican”. after your -ss is firmly planted in shotgun you have won the spot fair and square. see “border patrol” in order to defend against this technique.
friend: “shotgun”
me: “d-mn, ok looks like i’m sitting in the back…”
-waits for friend to open door-
me: “slippery mexican”
-slides past friend and sits in shotgun-
friend: you’re the worst kind of person.
-friend sits in back with a look of disgust on his face for the duration of the car ride-
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