Slippery Scorpion


when a man c-ms onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.
joe: me and louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

zac: why don’t you just give her a slippery scorpion?

joe: good idea! i’ll do that tonight

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