slippery shit slide slammer
using ones backyard slip in slide, for a sh-tty slippin -ss slammin good time!
when yer all horned up an run outta s-xual ideas….the slippery sh-t slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so s-xually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol’ slippery sh-t slide slammer……he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked…..using corn oil.. oiled up her sh-t pipe…next bruce with b-n-r erect …ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, b-n-r erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward…(takes great timing and aiming)..jamming erect b-n-r in her sh-t pipe……if done correctly woman should immediatley have -rg-sm….along with sore -sshole….
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