when an elderly man spreads his cheeks for a young woman to insert her foot (at speed) into his well lubricated r-ct-m.
hey dave, i heard pete was playing slippery walrus with your bird last night!
- bag of sticks
a gay person; a f-ggot; that kid is such a bag of sticks, look at what he’s doing!
a weird last name usually belonging to those named caden. ew. it’s caden. caden kolowich? yes. ew!
a large amount of gay, hippo size of queer jebril is a queerapottamus
- foster's whirlpool
s-x act in which one takes a can of foster’s australian lager and a beer bong inserting the hose end into the partners -n-l cavity and pours the can into the beer bong. the act can include a lego surf guy. just make sure to tie a string to the surf guy, so you don’t […]
the practice of peppering daily life with obscure references (forgotten films, dead tv stars, unpopular book, defunct countries, etc.) as a subliminal means of showcasing one’s education and one’s wish to dis-ssociate from the world of m-ss culture. jill has become such a master in obscurism that no one even knows what she’s talking about […]