Slippy Beef
1)something that is quite far from the truth or has just slipped past the truth (like slippy beef)
2)just beef that is slippy like a bannana skin or something.
“smoking corned beef!!, i just killed the dog!, i knew i shouldn’t have fed it caviar!”
-wife walks in-
“oh sweet mother of beef!, what have you done to mr snuffles!?”
-husband thinks of some slippy beef (thinks of a lie)-
“seriously dear he had a heart attack, i heard him squealing and i came in as fast as i could, but chuck norris had already escaped!!”
-wife obviously thinks he’s lost the plot-
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