slippy leah
when you stick your d-ck in a johnny rocket milkshake, bang a girl, then slap her in the face with a flip flop. bonus points for drinking the milkshake afterwards.
a: d-mn. she’s fine.
b: yeah man. i’d give her the slippy leah.
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