slired


to be justifiably lazy. for example: sitting in a comfortabe chair, making the subject adverse to moving or any sort of action, even if they would enjoy the action.
john wanted to go to the park but didnt because he was slired from laying in bed all day
to be slired is to be tired and lazy, most importantly lazy. a person could claim that they are too slired to go play basketball if they are laying on a comfortable couch watching tv, even if they would like to play. it mostly just means that a person is comfortable and unwilling to move.
sam: lets go to albertsons
double: im too slired
max: yeah, we’re slired
sam: come on you lazy b-st-rds
double and max: but we’re sliiiiiiired
sam: f-ck you guys, im leaving
sleepy and tired
i’ve been up since 5 and now i’m slired

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