Slison
a slison in the simplest term is a person who ‘fails at life’ to the highest degree.
to qualify they must meet all these conditions:
1. love moustaches
2. believe that unicorns will one day magically appear
3. defend pervy old men
what you can’t even figure that out? you’re such a slison!
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