slit spit
generic term for -j-c-l-t- or other fluids produced by the female genitalia, usually during s-xual arousal.
joe – “so did you manage to get a ride out of that slapper you were chatting up last night?”
seb – “yeah, the dirty sl-t virtually flooded my bed with slit spit”
joe – “hmm, i think i can still see some smeared round your mouth actually”.
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