SLLUT Syndrome
sllut (short leg long upper-torso) syndrome, is the phenomena when a woman has a what appears to be a disproportionately long upper torso compared to her lower body. this is not a common occurance, but when it happens it can detract from the hotness and f-ck-ability of the female or add to the ugliness of the woman.
not to be confused with a woman who is just a plain sl-t or has loose morals.
dude, that chic suffers from the sllut syndrome. she’d be hot if her upper body didn’t look like stretch armstrong compared to her short legs. you know what i’m talking about.
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