Sloaded


the act of getting beligerently drunk and loaded in the vicinity of san luis obispo, ca, while making horrible mistakes and definitely losing your dignity.

warning: may result in death.
dominic, ryan, vinnie, e-b-n-r, leif, beau, nick, and gibi’s got way to sloaded halloween weekend.
the point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can’t really do much but you’re aware of your state. usually -ssociated with lazy drunks.
no, i can’t go bowling tonight because i’m too sloaded to get off the couch.

i went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.
an intense level of intoxication, only reached during weekends after a long week at a strict prep school, preferably a catholic high school. not properly explained via words, this state of being can only be truly comprehended if experienced.
priest: “so what are you boys doing this weekend, getting sloaded?”

students: “… what does sloaded mean?”

priest: “its when you get so loaded, you can’t say sloaded!”

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