Sloaner Boner


when you get a b-n-r, handjob, or bl-wj-b from someone named sloan or sloane or any sort of affialiation towards the word sloan
sloan- im going to give you the best handjob ever
joey- hot. i’ve got such a sloaner b-n-r right now

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