Slobfro
a slobfro is an afro sported by white males, usually overweight. the person who has the afro can also be called slobfro, as either a derogatory term or a term of endearment.
in general slobfros work menial jobs such as bar-tending, as that allows them to sleep in, or perhaps at coffee shops or grocery stores if the slobfro in question is desperate enough. slobfros are usually in cr-ppy bands or play dungeons and dragons with friends, perhaps both.
it is not uncommon to see a slobfro in a cr-ppy local opening band in a small scale show, or perhaps working the muscle for touring small time bands, but secretly aspire to become a band member himself.
a slobfro is seldom seen before noon, as he may have a night job or doesn’t really get out of bed until then. if you come near a slobfro on sundays, be prepared to hold your nose, as he rarely showers on weekends, and he may still be soaked in the beer from friday night’s party.
in general a slobfro is a nice person, easy going and quite jovial. he is not a frat guy, and can be quite knowledgable about certain subjects such as psychology, philosophy, entomology, or culinary expertise.
slobfro is up before 3pm, whaaa?
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