slobken


the act of pouring an ice cold alcoholic beverage down the small of your back and in between your b-tt cheeks, allowing it to cascade over your -n-s and into the recipients’s open mouth. the resulting mixture tastes like a home made concoction of adult beverage and b-tthole.
dude, i just bought bottle of my wife’s favorite chardonnay, when she gets home from work i’m going to giver her a slobken!

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