Slobsquatch


n. (slaw-b-skw-ah-ch)

the end result of a woman riding a bicycle seat for an extended period of time in warm weather. often more pr-nounced in overweight or obese women.

a sweaty, limp v-g-n-/underwear combination.

also used as a pejorative term for a woman who is deemed gross or ugly.
“girlfriend! i gots to get me a summer’s eve after that bike ride. there’s a slobsquatch in my drawers.”

“dude, did you hook up with that slizz from last night? tell me she wasn’t a slobsquatch.”

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