SLOCOC


acronym for: scary large orange cat of cheeze

aka, chester cheeto, in that creepy new laundromat commercial which is just bizarre and unnatural

may be used to define a person who is utterly retarted slash resembles a large orange cat of cheeze

pr-nounced: slow-c-ck
person a: bro, i saw the creepiest movie last night
person b: i bet i didnt involve a slococ, which would have made it extra creepy
person a: what the f-ck is slococ???
person b: well wouldnt you like to know, with your slow jerking shannanigans and whatnot

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