slofty
sloft definitions: 1) “the 5am brain that is trying to be profound, but makes funny typo’s.” 2) slow slothful and soft. 3) see youtube videos of baby infant sloths.
i.e. slofted: “the sinking feeling you get when you wake up in an ice bath in mexico, missing a kidney.”
(alternative uses slofty, slofted)
better to be slofthearted and hardheaded than hardhearted and softheaded.
“i need a doctor for i have been slofted!!”
enjoy your slofty sunday morning.
sloft hearted and hardheaded.
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