Slomber
walking around aimlessly with no real desire. usually during the morning after a night of heavy drinking.
man: “dude, you were so crazy last night! loooool!”
dude: “i know man, now i gotta slomber back over to my girlfriends house before she wakes up and realized she was sleeping with my s-x doll and not me. i still feel drunk.”
man: “that sucks dude, god speed on getting back home.”
dude: “yeah man. -buzz- i just got a text from my girlfriend…she wants to break up…and she’s taking the doll…”
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