slomo sapiens
a species of human beings that walk slowly everywhere and block your path.
sam: dude, why are you so late?
dude: slomo sapiens. f-cking slomo sapiens.
sam: oh, got it.
very lazy person. someone who doesn’t get in a hurry.
that guy never gets in a hurry! he’s such a slomo sapien!
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