slomp
highly versatile word which can be used as an adjective, verb, noun or expletive and whose meaning can be determined by both the tone and context it is expressed in.
also, slomp walk; a dance in which an individual raises closed hands above their head, points the head down, eyes closed and proceed to shake fists on either side of head, moving hips in opposite direction, not necessarily in rythem with the music.
that is a slompy idea.
were you just slomping up the stairs? i could hear you from the bas-m-nt.
your dog just slomped on my shoe.
what the slomp?
sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
jered, james, dylan, joey, eric, shawn, and i slomped for 18 hours watching dragon ball z.
the act of bailing or ditching. to stand someone up. or even to be incredibly stupid.
“he totally slomped me”
how one sits at the computer.
luke slomped (or -was slomping-) at the computer.
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